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“Papi You Dominican?” “No Papi Black you just may be my Cousin” 😂
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Summer Series
Back in the states and a TIME WAS HAD! But catch up with me on what I have seen so far . Summer is off to a interesting start🤷🏽♂️
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Oh, welcome back to All Grown Up The New Adults, where every adult can share their story. Y'all could have told me that I was not saying that. I found out like eight episodes in after review and edit that I was not saying that. But welcome back to All Grown Up The New Adults. I love this song. This was like. I don't know. It was amazing to me. It spoke to me. And it will be the song of the summer for me for this series. And also, welcome to All Grown Up the New Adults, the Summer Series. I'm excited. Are we ready? I'm ready. I've been wanting to talk to you about my little trip to DR. So we'll get into it. The Dominican Republic honestly owes me nothing. It owes me nothing. That was the most amazing time I have ever had. Especially for it being my first time out of the country. Woo! Yes, I did it. Yep, I did it. Don't believe anything you see or hear on the news. It's truly propaganda, because I did not see not one ice agent, even though here at the All Grown Up Podcast, it will always be fuck ice. We don't play those games. Okay? Because a lot of my Dominican brothers and sisters look like us. Okay. Them motherfuckers was coming up to me like Papa, you Dominican, no Bobby. No Poppy, me black. Okay. It was a good time. I had a good time. Amazing. It was honestly amazing. Those men in the Dominican are very fine. But they will finesse your ass. We came across about a few fine ass finesses. Ten that I can count on my motherfucking hand. But baby, the experience was worth it. Honey, you can smile in my face and everything. But if I'm handing over some money, best believe you handing over some dick. And that's just on period. And the funny thing is, they seem very fluent. So I don't think they would have mine. They smile in your eyes, they call you baby. I went out there with a little thick tenderoni and it was all on him. But I was just observing the whole shhram. Baby, those Dominican men are every fluent. And if you are a Dominican wife, I feel sorry. Because let me tell you something. You heard it here on this podcast. Your man is cheating on you. But I had a good time, all inclusive. Do it. You don't gotta worry about nothing. Just get dressed and be downstairs. That's what is given. And as I'm recording, you may hear someone speaking Spanish behind me in the background. But this is a um a place where the Mexicans have migrated and done the damn thing. Asbury Park. Get into honey. She's a summer city. So if you want to come down here, tourism is always available. You may have to pay a dime, but it's here. I gotta tell ya. Gentrification is here. But I had a beautiful time in the Dominican. I am um recording in the jewelry that I bought from the Dominican. I do have pictures available on my TikTok. If you go to TikTok NA dot anonymous, you will find the glorious adventure that I had there. It was amazing. I have no notes. Punta Cana owes me nothing. Nothing. And I'm going back because I gotta see those men one more time. Those are our cousins. No shade. Like they speak another language, but those are our cousins. Hair very woolly. Like Jesus, like Jesus, excuse me, like Jesus is black. Their hair is very woolly. Somebody along the lines of the slave ship got into it with a Dominican mommy and just started a whole thing, baby. Cause I was like, Y'all look like superior niggas, but we ain't gonna get there because black don't crack, and we have always been that oops. But welcome back to all grown-up the new adults. Like I always say, I don't know how these bitches go from one hour to two. So I'm only gonna keep you here for 30 to 45 minutes with these topics that I have. And these topics that I have are fun. Um, please follow the social media. Please leave a dirty confession at L-O-V-E 7 at AOL.com. Give me something good. Give me something that I can tell the viewers. It's compl you can even leave me a nice little surname. Or no, not just surname, baby. Don't do that. Ooh. You could even leave me a little fun name, but it gotta be dirty, filthy, rolled around in. I want it. But give me all that. Now, let's get into these topics. A lot was going on while I was away, but I'm like kind of caught up, but I'm not. Let's talk about the Instagram update. Let's talk about the update to the iPhone, period. Um, a lot of men, I have to say, are because as soon as I updated my phone, when I went on to the new Instagram update, print immediately. A lot of men are obsessed with showing print. My only thing is when you show print to these bitches, when they pull up to your motherfucking house, their dick better work. I'm tired of niggas showing print and nothing works. It's like showing me a plane that don't got no motherfucking electricity on it. It could fly, but you can't use the charging ports nor watch the TV to track that you make it there safely. Oops, is that shade? It is. But I don't know what's going on with the print epidemic right now, but I'm tired of seeing it. And I just want to let you know from a real hoe bitch that used to fuck with a lot of real niggas. If you a real nigga, you gonna put that dick on the screen. Put it on the screen, motherfucker. Fuck them sweats. Let's see what you really working with. Cause all I know, in the words of my girl JC, from TikTok, who's going through with Hummy and Derek, that could be a sock. I wanna see it. You can DM me and show it to me, but I wanna see it. But yeah, this Instagram update is too much for me. It's too much. Everything is following the algorithm of like how TikTok is built, which I think is like fucking crazy. So I guess TikTok is mother, and everybody else follows suit. Because once you hit that scroll and the algorithm just keeps going, that's TikTok, honey. She started that. So I guess she's winning right now in this social media content, views, and engagement age. Back then, engagement used to meant that your best friend got married. Now, engagement is people talking so you can get money. What the fuck is going on? But I'm not here to talk about that. I'm here to just keep you in tune with me. So let's get into the topic, shall we? The Dominican was amazing. Dominican Republic was amazing. Puta Cana, amazing. I stayed at the uh the Zell Resort. They have like three resorts. Um, food amazing. The drinks just kept coming. Just kept coming. I got my rhythm now. So I'm ready to book something else. Watch out for it, bitch. Summer series is lit. Just want to let you know. The next place we're going for the summer series, we're going to Fort Lauderdale, Florida, um, to see poor minds. We're gonna go see my aunties, Lex P and Dre and Nicole. I'm trying to get me a little work done before I go. So hopefully the coins hit, honey. I'm gonna be at work like a motherfucker. I start my second job. Yes, new adults. I know about the second job. You may have one, two, or three. We gotta get this money. Okay? We gotta get this money. And I'm getting it. So yeah, I go back to my second job next week with the young kids. They keep me young. Um, it's a little taco place, they tell me their stories. Um, this new generation is like two times worse than what we all were. I'm 33. So take whatever the fuck we did back then, multiply it by 10, and that's these new kids, okay? These bitches ain't got no gall. They gone. But I applaud that. Like, if these bitches don't like certain shit, they out. They're looking for the next thing. I like that shit. Stand on that. But let's get into these topics. I only got a few. I am watching the Michael Jackson The Verdict on Netflix. I am in episode one. I got, I think, two more episodes to go, but I finished episode one, started summer two. It it gives me smear campaign. Because my thing is, I grew up around that time when Michael was on trial for the children for the sexual abuse. Um, but then it became there's this Ultra documentary that I just can't find, whether the person who's saying that he was assaulted by Michael went on Ofra and debunked that, but I can't find it anywhere. But then this documentary comes out, it's given smear, and it's also given how wishy-washy social media can be. We are at the Michael Jackson premiere, dressing up as Michael Jackson with the glove, putting soul glow in our hair, messing up our texture, and the second this comes out, we bash him. It don't seem right, and keep in mind a lot of that stuff has been debunked if you do your research. And do I believe it? I when it comes to sexual abuse, I am very sensitive when it comes to children. So I gotta hear the children, you know what I'm saying? Like, I gotta I feel for the kids. So is there some type of truth? I think so. But I feel like certain shit is just smear on him. And why are we talking about a dead man who can't defend himself? So it it's just giving me defamation of another black man. Bill Cosby, no, that motherfucker had to go. Bill Cosby had to get locked the fuck up. Okay. I don't give a fuck, Heat Cliff. You had to go. You had to go. You had to go, Heat Cliff. Fuck what Claire and Vanessa had to say, Heat Cliff had to be locked the fuck up. But when it comes to Michael, it's a little iffy for me. From the death to everything. And then I don't want to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but it's like they saving he was saving the children from the Epstein. So it's just like, what am I to believe? But I so I'ma finish it through and through. I'm gonna give y'all what y'all need. I'm gonna finish it through and through. And I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna come back and say, Michael, you're dead wrong. Or I'm gonna come back and say, Y'all they setting him up. It ain't looking good. I'ma let you know. So stay tuned. But I don't like what I'm saying. I don't like what I'm hearing. It's looking like he was touching the motherfuckers. But uh I hope not. I really do hope not. It would hurt my heart. I would have to do it, do him like I did R. Kelly. Cause even a few Diddy songs. Speaking, that's my next topic. Oh, baby, that's my next topic. Let me sip my coffee on this motherfucker here. Speaking of Diddy, but I ain't gonna be on Diddy too long. Speaking of that Diddy sex tape, I wanna say Daphne, you're a star. And also to that black king, that um trying to catch my breath while I'm saying this. That sly, baby, that's sly Diggler, baby. You are a talent, baby. I seen your work, so when I seen you, I already knew what was going down in that room. I was not looking at Diddy for one second. I seen that black bob, that little black blob, walk past the screen. I said, Who that? But I was right all up in Sly face. I know Sly. I know Jason Love. I know all those black kings in the industry, honey. Ooh. And when I see him on the screen, baby, that's talent. That's a hung man, well endowed. That's a motherfucker you wake up and you cook breakfast for. Okay, bitches. You don't cook breakfast for no no, you cook breakfast for him. You make sure he has a good day at work. You understand me? That's a good man right there, baby. I oh, I'm hoping to talk to all the black kings on this pod. Yes, yes. Jason Love, Sly, all y'all. I'm coming for y'all. I want to talk to y'all. Cause y'all fine. Don't give me no shade, cuz I seen some of them cuckhole shit you do. So you don't got a problem being around a gay motherfucker. I just want to talk to you. Tell you you're fine. And you doing the Lord's work. Oh my god. But yeah, he was a star in that video. I don't give a damn. I watched that whole thing front to cover. Yes, I did. And baby, he was the star of the show. I was not looking for Diddy at all. Diddy, in the words of if anybody has watched Sister Act 2 and seen the end when them bitches won the competition, and she went up to him and she said, Go with God, Crispy. Go with God, Diddy. Because I wasn't looking at you. I was looking at Sly. I was Slide. No, never mind, never mind. Next topic, shall we? I got this written down. I'm a little toasted because I'm still in vacation mode. I came back yesterday, flew in American Airlines, got through customs at a reasonable hour. The Budman waited for me. Such kind man. And I'm here to pause to talk to my people. But I'm not gonna keep you long. So we're just gonna get through this shit and get the fuck up out of here. Understand? Get out of here. So I don't wanna talk about having no fear. Book that trip. Take that flight. Do what you need to do. Because, baby, the way I was scared to leave this motherfucking country is insane. And then when I got there, had no problems. It was amazing. It was absolutely amazing. I do want to hit another topic because this is about a black king. So we gotta get there. I wrote it down. Oops. Okay. Adulting. That's what we like to do. Carbello Anthony. What a name. Why his mom chose that name, I guess she thought her baby was gonna be a star. But I want to talk about him for a second because a lot of you are posting and not citing your sources. A lot of you are miseducated and don't know what the fuck you're talking about. A lot of you are just typing because of anger. Those people I'm not coming at because we are angry. But my thing is before you post, make sure that you have all the facts. Make sure you have everything you need before you even think about posting about a topic that will make you sound stupid. Understand. Or will make you sound like an Uncle Tom. Or will make you sound like a coon. Because it seems like a lot of you pander towards the side that you shouldn't pander towards. But that's just me, in my opinion. Now, when it comes to Carmelo Anthony, I have to do my research, okay, because this went viral six months ago. And then all of a sudden it made news two days ago. So therefore I had to do back research. Because I did some research and I'm going to debunk some things. And if I'm wrong, you can always tap in and tell me if I'm wrong. And I'm going to walk this slow. So my take on the Carmelo Anthony situation. My mom always said that if it ever comes to a point where you are in a room full of people and it's them against you. Always motherfucking choose you, bitch. I don't know what the fuck we talking about here. Because the T that I got, I'ma do my research. But the T that I got is that them motherfuckers was taller than that motherfucker. So the fact that he sat there and poked at him, I gotta do my research. So the fact that he chose him against them. I'm not justifying the action. If he did something, he should be punished for it. It's the sentence for me. That's a child. We can give him some. It's a lot of stuff he can do out here for his actions, especially being convicted in the state of Texas. But if we want to play these games, we'll play these games. But I just want y'all to do y'all research. See, I didn't speak on it, but I'm just speaking on what I've seen so far. Do your research before you start posting. Because it's making you look crazy. Also, mental health. Betterhelp.com. There, seek a therapist. Please, in this time, if the shit that's going on in this world is getting to you, honey, and you can't take, and you you yourself start to see that you are starting to spiral along with the shit that is going on with this world. There are people who are paid to fucking listen to you and get it all out so you don't go into society looking like a motherfucking nut. Get help. That's my take on that situation. That's all I gotta say. And it's really nothing else that I have to talk about, but let's start doing the research first. I understand that us as a people are angry. Post, get it all out, but please make sure you are coming from a place of you know what the hell you fucking talking about. Cause I'm just looking at your post like, what are you talking about? So this is the first episode of All Grown Up, The New Adults, the Summer Series. I will never ever keep you long. This is to get in, get out, talk about the things that I have experienced, and also have some fun. And to tell me about your adult experience. What it's like being a new adult. Are you loving it? Are you hating it? Are you balancing? Are you finding your rhythm like I am? Because I'm trying to find that rhythm so I don't lose my motherfucking mind. Because the bitch is at the house. She ain't going back. I'll let y'all know that right now. Alright? I'm here. In queer happy pride month. I know the niggas that listen in this, like, here go this gay shit. No. Happy Pride Month to my girls, honey. It took a lot. It took a lot for a bitch to come out the closet. I tell you right now, my uncle sold me out. Yep. Yes, he did. My uncle sold me out to my father. My father found something. He came up to me and he said, Hey, what's this? All of a sudden it was prayer that night. We was locked in. We was locked in. The gospel music was going. We was locked in. We was praying. But all in all, my dad loves me. My mom loves me. We respect each other's boundaries. And we're here. But happy Pride Month to all the girls. To all my trans girls. To all my real trans girls. To all my gays, to all my bisexuals, to all my lesbians. Happy Pride month honey. Celebrate. Enjoy June. Be safe. Don't do. If you're going to sniff some coke, make sure it's pure. Make sure it's some good shit. Don't stiff none of that fetty. Cause I don't want to see you on the street asking for some, for some, for some onion. Because some of that, some of that shit have y'all tripping. Tripping. If you go and do some drugs, make sure it's from somebody you trust, okay? I don't mind having a good time as long as it's all in line. Understand? Celebrate. That's what we're here for. But thank you all for tuning in to All Grown Up The New Adults, the first episode of the summer series. I'm going out tonight, but a bitch need a nap. I just got back. I'm still drinking. I'm smoking. You will think that I'm still on that motherfucking balcony, bitch, with the palm trees. But no, I'm home. I'm home. But I'm off. I'm on vacation. I don't go back till Sunday, bitch. That office won't see a tit-tac until Sunday. But thank you all for tuning in. Please send me your dirty confessions or send me any advice. What you think I could work on more? What you think you want to hear? Your take on the adult experience. This is a safe space. I ain't messy, so you ain't gonna get none of that here. I ain't gonna plaster your business on social media. No, baby. This is a safe space. I don't give advice because I feel as though, baby, you led yourself to this. So now lay in it. But we can Kiki and we can help each other. That's what we can do. So have a good day. I love you all. Please follow me at NA.anonymous. No, just N-A.anonymous for TikTok. Facebook, I gotta get the name right, but there is a Facebook page for us. But TikTok is where we thrive. And also email L-O-V-E 7 S H A Q at Aol.com. Thank you for tuning in. Have a beautiful day. And we're gonna have a great summer, bitch.