“Summer at Nature Boy’s Pier”

WTF IS GOING ON THIS WEEK?!?!

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Welcome back to All Grown Up the New Adults. I am your host, Kwani. Bitch, it's a lot of shit going on. So let's get into it. It's a lot of shit going on, so I'm just gonna put a little trigger warning on this because I don't know what I may say that may trigger you, motherfuckers. I know a lot of us have trauma. And I'm not making fun of anyone's trauma. But baby, what I got is hot fucking tea. How y'all doing? Welcome back to all grown-ups and new adults. I am your host, Kwani. Please follow me on TikTok at na.anonymous. And also email me your dirty confessions or whatever you may like to say. Feedback, advice, what I need to work on, what I need to do better at L O V E7 S H A Q at AOL.com. So for today's episode, I do have a couple topics. How bitches go 35 to 45 minutes. I never, I never understand. Joe Button put up a paywall, so there goes my info. Because I won't be paying $25 for that. I need to buy me a couple pieces for this trip. So sorry, Jeff. I'll see you next month. But anyways. How y'all doing? I'm okay. The weather is very hot. And as a thick bitch, I don't like it. But I like to sweat because then you lose the weight. And I get very skinny in the summer. So body's about to be fucking tea. Hide, young nigga. Immediately. But I'm excited. The people are out. By the way, if you hear anything in the background, horn talking, girls screaming, all that, fall the roll. This is a summer city, honey. Ansbury Park is well and thriving. This is where they make their coins. Will they sew those coins into the West Side? I'll never know because you only go as far as Mr. Pizza, but we're not gonna go there. We're not gonna talk about gentrification today. We're gonna talk about the tea. It's a lot going on. But with me, everything is going well. This new adult life is kind of getting better. I feel like you just have to like hone in and focus on what you want to do. Block out the bullshit. And just stay focused. So that's what I've been doing. And it's two weeks until my ass is on the plane, having cocktails in a resort with no worries. So I'm ready. I am ready. I am getting to these topics, but I just want to check up on y'all. I hope y'all are doing okay. I hope everyone out there is keeping their heads up in the midst of all this bullshit. I don't even want to talk about Hantavirus. I don't want to talk about it. I don't. You want to know why I don't want to talk about it? Because I'm scared of it. Because the last time, you bitches ain't listening. COVID was here for too long. COVID stayed. COVID dropped her bags off, okay? And you bitches let her stay. And y'all didn't listen. So I don't even want to talk about Hunter virus. So fuck that virus. We don't even have any, we don't even have a World Health organization for us to just tap into and see what the fuck is going on. You know, you want to know why? Because the president lets them go. But I don't even want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. So let's get into these topics. Did y'all see the Nature Boy documentary? I'm giving my take on this. That okay. Colts. Cults are very scary. They want your time, they want your money, sacrifice. They take it all. But let me tell you something about Nature Boy, and this is just my take. I would have been causing trouble all up in that colt, honey, okay? That's he's ugly, but that's a fine drink of water. He tall. He's tall. I like me tall, dark, and handsome. Well, he's not handsome, but he's a little ugly. I would have been causing trouble in that cult. For sure. But then when I find out that there was a lot of dirty dick up in that cult, I don't think I would have been causing that much trouble. But then they say that there is um another documentary that I need to tap into called Hood Horrors. On the TikTok girls have said we gotta watch Hood Horrors. But that nature boy documentary was a lot. Them motherfuckers was everywhere but home. How did they get there? I feel like, okay, if you watched it, once the Federalys would have pulled my ass over and my passport is expired, I'm ghost. I'm gone. Fuck you talking about. We know they don't play around here. You see that that's a motorcycle, y'all. They out here enjoying the summer city. Come to Aylesbury if you're listening. Come to Aylesbury Park. We have good bars and things. But yeah. I'm tapping out. I'm going home. Even though I think one of them snitched on a whole operation. So it is what it is. But check out that Nature Boy documentary. And I think I find it funny how a lot of people are judging these people. How could they end up in this situation? Honey, a lot of us are just a moment away from losing our minds and being in a situation where we can't fat, we can't fathom, excuse me, how we got there. So let's not pass judgment so quickly. Even though, you know what I'm saying. I like me tall, dark, skinny, and ugly. I like that. That's my type. He don't gotta be, thank you, Jesus, fine. You know what I'm saying? But yeah, I would have caused all types of motherfucking trouble in that cult. The fuck you talking about? I'll run this motherfucker. Don't nobody run me, bitch. But no. Go watch that, y'all. It's gonna blow your mind, but I am gonna watch Hood Horrors on TikTok and I'll get back to y'all. My next topic, I told y'all, it's a lot going on this week. I guess somebody woke up and thought they were in a game of Grand Theft Auto and decided to go get a rifle and start picking niggas off in the middle of the highway in Cambridge. What the fuck is going on? And my nigga, my guy was really sitting there aiming that gun at motherfuckers like he was a trained assassin. I don't get what's going on here. The Bible says that people will start to lose their minds, and I guess this is the part of the Bible we are starting to see people. People are losing their shit. What would possess a motherfucker? Hey, hey, get up in the morning. I'm not gonna eat breakfast. I'm gonna go pick out motherfuckers on the highway. Prayers to those, but that is crazy to me. Live action, Grand Theft Auto. I do miss Grand Theft Auto. I do. That was good times, y'all. PlayStation 2, Grand Theft Auto. You could walk up in the club, shoot it up, make you some money, go home, go to sleep, steal you a car. Could even see pussy in the game if you got the right game. But that's neither here nor there. Me and my brother used to have a good time on that Grand Deaf Auto. Shooting motherfuckers up and selling drugs. A good time. And speaking of well, he ain't shooter. An eighteen year old. Shut up. Oh my god. So an eighteen year old. They saying that he stabbed his grandma to death in Jackson. How could you do that to your grandmother? Were the cookies burnt? Well, then again, alright, let me dial it back. Who knows? What grandma was doing? It could have been a handling greto type of situation because he was a little thick boy, so she could have been feeding him to put him in the oven. We don't know. So I'm not gonna judge a situation based off what I read. Because one thing, these little articles on these websites don't really give you the T. You know what I'm saying? They just tell you who did it, what age, how it happened, and that's it. They don't tell you that my mom was feeding him because she was getting ready for the harvest. They don't tell you that. You know what I'm saying? So I'm not gonna judge. Little little man could have had trauma. So I'm not gonna judge the situation. I will look into the story, but I can't believe that you would kill your grandma. I could never kill my nanny. Rest in peace, girl. I could never. I don't understand what's going on in the world right now, but it honestly feels as though everyone is losing a piece of their mind. Keep your shit together, new adults. It is very easy to crash out. Speaking, this is not funny, but one thing we must all know that that little advice your parents used to give you that someone is always watching, someone is always watching you. And first off, let me say rest in peace to the freshman who was killed from this accident in BRIC. You see what I'm saying? Like, it's a lot going on. A brick freshman was killed during a hit and run yesterday, I believe. And it was so gorgeous. This is why I cannot stand when it gets nice out. It's a lot of tragedy that comes with this hot fucking weather, and it is diabolical. But yeah, a freshman was killed during a hit and run, I guess on her way to school, because by the time I got the news, it was about 8:30, and that was hitting news 12 very hard. But what gagged me is as he drives off with the dent in his car, he is recorded by someone in the neighborhood having a temper tantrum over his BMW that is dented and ruined. But you're not sad about the life you just took. This new generation is heartless, honey. And it is on the internet, so therefore, if you think that I am just sitting here capping, I'm not, honey. You can go look that up. That motherfucker sat there and had a temperatant jump up then down over his BMW, but not over the life he just took. What is going on with the motherfucking kids? I feel as though that is a sad ass story, and justice needs to be given to that motherfucker just based off the jump. And I ain't see no, you know what? Never mind. Because my next comment was gonna be a little bit mean. But fuck him and fuck that BMW, motherfucker. You killed somebody. Get over yourself. Yeah, so I don't know what's going on in the world right now, but obviously we all need to keep our wits about us, okay? Keep heads on a swivel as well. I don't know. I don't drive, so I don't know what the fuck is going on with gas. It doesn't seem it's getting lower. I feel as though you motherfuckers are hanging, honey. I feel like they are gripping your wallets. Baby, get on a train. But even though NJ train, oh my god. I can't talk about that. Never mind. That's kind of like a family frame situation, so I can't talk about that. But also rest easy to them. You see what I'm saying? It's a lot going on this week. Stay prayed up. That's it. Yeah. Stay prayed up, honey. Who knows? Baby, the time or the hour, huh? Because it feels like he's coming back with all this shit that's going on. Excuse my language. No, don't excuse it. It's a lot of shit going on. And my last topic, I need, because I don't want to keep y'all long. But a lot of people may have a different take about this, but my take is also positive and also a little bit negative. So someone posted a flyer about a pop-up at Pier Village. Pier Village is a wonderful place in Long Branch, and a whole bunch of kids from, and let me say this yellow, purple, blue, a whole bunch of kids of different shades, not just black, because I see y'all trying to get that off in the comments. That's cute, but no. Keep in mind this happened last year. Whoever this person is with this pop-ups and this font, this font that they're using, I think it's AI, is getting us in trouble. You're a menace. You're causing pop-ups everywhere. You are a menace. And then you got another one playing in Point Pleasant, but I think that's AI. But I don't, I'm not upset about it. There are, we have all been at that age where we are young and we have done things that are extravagant. These kids are living their lives. They all need a moment, regardless of however he did it. I think it's a he. Because only a nigga would do some shit like this. However, these kids did it, they are living their lives. They are taking the part of life living. So let's not be so quick to judge. And to you motherfuckers that keep hitting the black narrative, baby, it was kids of all different shades out that motherfucker. So let's not even get there. And I'm not even the type that type of person. I love everybody. Oh, if you come for my shit, you come from my diaspora, I'm on your ass. So I don't like that. And I'm kind of jealous. Never have I ever in my youth been to a little pop-up thing. I feel like these kids, they don't give a fuck. If they don't like the job, they out. They don't deal with shit. These kids are just free birds. I feel like these are reincarnations of the people that died in the 70s. We about to see the future of Woodstock. That's what that reminded me of. Woodstock. This is their Woodstock. These kids are living. And kudos to them. But then I'ma give the negative. It's a certain way you motherfuckers gotta do stuff, okay? You gotta get permits. You gotta get permission, honey. You can't just say let's meet here. And I and that is a predominantly caucus Jewish area. Are we not up? They will shoot you, motherfuckers. I feel like a lot of you parents need to have that George Floyd talk with your kids. 2020 may have seemed like a fever dream, but baby, it was just six years ago. Where they was picking us off like chickens. Have that talk with your kids and tell them to stop making pop-ups in predominantly caucus areas. That's dangerous. But I just know that was a nigga that was responsible for that just based off the thought. But I don't like that they they're just charging it to black children, baby. I seen a couple Asians out there. I seen a couple Caucasian kids. Y'all know y'all love to hang with us. Come on, stop playing. Y'all always want to come to the cookouts, but you're not invited. But let them kids live. We did it. And stop the judgment. There's a lot of shit that you bitches got in your club. That if I go up in that bitch, you'll shut the closet before I can even get to the handle. Stop judging motherfuckers. And also, it taught me a lesson that these kids is living, even though they don't got their diplomas yet. They living. New adults, let's live, honey. However, this world is going. The sky could crack tomorrow, a meteor could hit. But did you live? Baby, did you pop your bus for the real? Honey. Let's live. I don't know. It taught me a lesson. I seen them all running around. The cops had shields on for kids. These kids don't have no guns, but you got your shields up. Who's gonna hurt you? Soft ass motherfuckers.

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But we gotta live, y'all. We gotta live.

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And I think that's all I have today. That's all I've seen this week, baby. It has been a week. Well, no. The week ain't even over, baby. It's just Wednesday. Hmm. Please have a happy and safe Memorial Day weekend. Memorial Day is to remember the troops. Let me tell y'all a story real quick and then I'ma just get off of here. So, because of what's going on in America right now, I'm really not feeling the flag. I'm not feeling the red, white, and blue. It ain't giving unity. It ain't giving home of the brave. It ain't giving nothing that we're talking about. Francis Sas Franc excuse me, Francis Sky Key returning his grave. It's the lyrics don't mean shit to me at this point, from what I've seen. Okay. So my HR comes in and says, hey, Shekwan, you want to get your picture taken and then I'm gonna put uh an Uncle Sam hat on top of my head. Hell no. No. And then I and then I seen how they cropped it and how they put every other motherfucker. I'm not that's just not I'm not feeling a miracle right now. That's a dirty ass bitch. I ain't feeling her right now. I'm sorry. So please remember the troops. Okay? And you do not celebrate 4th of July, you celebrate Juneteenth, motherfucker. Okay, but yeah, that's my little story. Thank you all for listening to All Grown Up the New Adults Podcast. This thing will get better. And please be on the lookout for All Grown Up, the New Adult Summer series. I'm taking you with me on my summer adventures, and guess where our first stop is? The Dominican Republic. Isn't that fun? Like I said, bitches, we need to live. I know you got bills. I know you got shit going on. I know you got kids. Bitch, tap into their free will. Okay? Take a walk. Roll you up something. Have a drink. Dance in the living room. Do something, bitch. And that is all I have for today. Please send me your dirty confessions at L O V E7 S H A Q at Aol.com. Please follow me on TikTok at NA.Anonymous. And also, give a little grace. You never know what people got going the fuck on. If you want to be a bitch, be a bitch. That's on you. But sometimes it don't hurt to be fucking nice. Love y'all. Have a good day. It's beautiful outside. I'm about to go pop my boss.