“33 be so fucking good To Me”

Back from Key West and I can’t be stopped✨🌴 

Dirty Confessions : love7shaq@aol.com

Tik Tok: na.anonymous

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:46

Oh, welcome back, welcome back to all grown up the new adults. I'm your host, Kwani, and the bitch is 33. Happy birthday to me. Let's get into some things, shall we? I have absolutely no words for my birthday experience. Top tier. 10 out of motherfucking 10. Honestly, that was the best way to bring in my birthday for me. I tell you, I popped my pussy all over motherfucking Key West, bitch. Yes, I did. Oh yes, I did. What the fuck was a bitch supposed to do? 33 and I ain't never seen it. I'ma do it. But welcome back to All Grown Up the New Adults. I'm your host, Kwani. Follow me on TikTok at NA.Anonymous. And feel free to leave your dirty confessions with me. Now, like I say, I do not know how these bitches go 45 minutes to an hour. So I'm only going to keep you here for 230 minutes. But what is the motherfucking tea with y'all? Like a bitch in a way. What's that? What's going on? What's new in your life? I don't know. 33 for me, y'all. It's giving out the house. It's giving we outside. It's giving new opportunity, new jobs, new. I don't know what it is I feel about this 33 season, but I'm walking with. And it's like, I keep getting that feeling. You know how everything's going right, so something must go wrong. Like everything's going right. Perfect trick. This nigga fucked it. But perfect trick. And I just, but I'm not, that's negative feelings. That's negative vibes. That's that's not my energy. So it's all positive over here. Summer coming, the weather getting nice. Why the fuck is it still cold down here? Cause in Florida, bitches is in shorts and sandals. Do we want to talk about that? Is the ice queen in Jersey? Cause why the fuck do I still have on a jacket, bitch? Not even a light jacket. April 23rd has passed. But I am sensing new goals and opportunities. I'm so sorry that this took so long, y'all. A bitch got transferred 35 miles away from her home. So, yes, we do have to change our commute, but that's what goes on in adulting. When you gotta change your commute. Ooh, excuse me, y'all. I'm drinking. It is about three o'clock in the morning. I woke up. I had to sleep. Also, sleep is important as my God. Excuse me, y'all. Sleep is important as a new adult. It really is important. We gotta get some sleep. Cause I'm a bitch. You say one thing wrong to me without sleep, and you're going through a wall. Period. Point blank. So let's get into these topics, shall we? It's a lot fucking going on. You bitches in that gas, y'all can motherfucking keep it. Thank God I'm a bitch that walks and takes the motherfucking train and don't have no car note because gas is gripping you. Gas is coming back for everything you stole from them. Gas is acting like you bitches owe them money. I had my man break down the gas thing the other day. May God help all of you. It's to the point where you bitches gotta budget gas. The fuck is going on in this world? I really don't know. Like, I am so confused. Letting that orange motherfucker up there doing whatever the fuck he wants, however the fuck he feels. Also, I mean it's a popular opinion. But whatever the fuck happened at that correspondence dinner, honey was staged, okay, bitch? And the Secret Service is moving that slow for me. I don't want you. You motherfuckers are all fired. That motherfucker dick past security and staff. And bullets start flying and you motherfuckers are still eating. Are you kidding me? This is how you know you motherfuckers are not woke at all. This is where white privilege takes. To where at a point you think you motherfuckers can't get shot. Bitch, you still eating your steak. Get under the table, Millie. Bullets have no names. And also bullets don't have a preference of color. But either way, it was staged to me. I don't know. Coachella was a bust. Coachella was ass. Justin Beaver needs to seek therapy. Diddy touched you. So let's just move on. Like, I don't understand why we gotta see people act out just to get results. We all know what's coming. My nigga got locked up. I acted a motherfucking fool. I mean, what are we talking about here? A bitch couldn't eat for days. I was walking around just like him, skinny. I'm just saying, but Coachella was a bust. So if it ain't Vicella, it ain't nothing. Speaking of Beyonce, my God, the Meg Yala. My God, talk about a shutdown. Talk about a shutdown. And that was, I gotta say, the loudest I have ever seen that audience. That bitch looked good. Excuse me, I don't mean to call her a bitch, but oh. From Blue Ivy, Jay-Z got the got those dreads done, honey. I feel like I could smell the shea butter from my motherfucking screen. Woo, that's a beautiful family. But I didn't know that we weren't supposed to watch it. You bitches were saying we weren't supposed to shop at Target, but nobody said we were not supposed to watch the Met Gala. Well, they're saying we weren't supposed to watch it because of Jeff Bezos, and he supports ICE and all that stuff. But my thing is, if it's that serious, y'all, we gotta send out disclaimers. But I was watching that shit anyway because of Beyonce, so I really don't give a fuck what y'all say. That's just me. That's just how I feel. That's my opinion. And I'm sticking to it. But it was a lovely event. Everybody looked lovely. Bad bunny could get this book. But anyway, everybody looked lovely. Yes, even as an old man. Fuck you talking about. Can get this book. No, but seriously, like that motherfucker is fine. And him and Lala with the Espanol exchange. I feel like that was like a spit in the face. Like, bitch, culture is still here, honey. We are still Komoseyami over here, bitch. What are we talking about? I don't know. We gotta start walking through the V of our own drum. Just because one person says don't do something, we shouldn't all not do it. Okay, if it's for the culture and it's for us, yes, let's all rally. But sometimes the only time we hop on a bandwagon to support our culture is if it benefits us. If that makes sense. Like, what am I gonna get out of it? If I support my race, my culture, how does it benefit me? Bitch, no, it's community. You're supposed to benefit everybody, not just your dumb ass. Like, what are we talking about here? Are you okay? So my thing is if we were not supposed to watch it, there should have been a disclaimer as to why. But it's still fuck ice. And I love me some Beyonce. Sorry. That's just how I feel. If I could take back my two hours of 42 minutes of fashion watching, I would. But I didn't know. So please forgive me. Please. What the fuck else was going on? I'm raw dogging it, y'all. I'm raw dogging it because I'm just, I don't know. Ice Spice fighting at the motherfucking McDonald's. You bitches should have turned the fuck up. Everybody charging that shit too. She's a star. This could have. Bitch, you're young. Turn the fuck up. What are we talking about here? A bitch approach you in McDonald's, honey. Keep your head on the swivel. You should have bought that bitch. I think that's old news. I think I went too far back. Let me come back up. Um, TikTok is a mess. TikTok is full of shit. TikTok got a lot going on over there. I can't keep up. And I didn't know, like, I mean, of course, duh. They show you things that you like. So it's like if you like one thing, you'll get 1,000 other videos of the shit that you liked that you did not ask for. I don't want that. If I like something, move on to the next thing. But then you go into these rabbit holes. So I have a thing. I like fine men. Watching men in the gym work out. I do catch crack every now and again. I'm grown. A bitch ain't got shit to hide. Retire her. Still a fruit. But you know, I I I like those things. So now, all day on TikTok, it's catching print, working out, and fine ass niggas. And I can't complain, but it's like, goddamn. Can I get something else? Now, when I like that church stuff, they do go overboard, baby. I get everything. Speak it in tongues, prophesy, I get it all. All right. So then I gotta start liking the fine niggas again. Let me get this shit right. And I like a few cooking videos and stuff, but TikTok is cute. I like it. I mean, it gets the job done, you know. It's a little different. That shit needs to be centered, though. Cause it's like open to the world. Like they need TikTok for children. Cause there's no way that we all should be intertwined within that TikTok. That is dangerous. I think I said that before, but yeah. But life has been eye-opening, draining. I literally just woke up. It's uh 3 42 in the morning. I think I told y'all it was three o'clock in the morning. I literally just woke up from catching up from my trip. So I do not give advice. The purpose of this podcast for all grown-up, the new adults, is to share your story. And also, I want to know what's going on in your life with this new adult experience. Because I feel adulting was a setup, a setup, bills, rent, feelings, emotion, friends, bitch with friends. Speaking of friends, and I love my girls. I went out with my girls.

SPEAKER_01 14:47

I worked the overnight.

SPEAKER_00 14:53

And them girls was in there singing their songs, making their videos, and they got me in the back slot. A bitch was drunk. I had a good time. I was with my girls and I was comfortable. So if any one of you motherfuckers got something to say about me, sleep in the backseat, fuck you, bitch. I was at the house. Okay? A bitch usually is in the bed. I'm proud of me. So if I gotta get a nap or two in to get to the next spot, don't judge me. By the way, that footage is AI. I'ma love my girl style. But we had a good time. Shout out to that place, the pasta making place in Times Square, baby. Let me tell you something. Italian men, y'all are rude, and I I understand that y'all, one, you live by a certain code.

SPEAKER_01 15:56

Two, Italians are just spicy blacks. Oops.

SPEAKER_00 16:08

Three, Carmine could have took me through there. Baby, the way that motherfucker mixed my pasta, he cracked that egg in that motherfucker and just started chopping. But I had a good time with them. It was cute. The drinks were cute. I had me a passion, spicy, a margarita with tahine on the rim. That, my friends, and they did some shit with the line where they burnt it. New adults, get you a cocktail when you around motherfuckers. Just in case shit go left. So therefore you know you sing. But it was a good time. Head by all. A good time. Now, like I said, I do not give advice on this thing. I just don't. I feel as though you write your own book. You walk down your own motherfucking path, bitch. So therefore, whatever decision you make is on you. It's not on me. Because a lot of you bitches like to do shit, get some advice, and then all of a sudden, when the advice don't work out that the person gave you, you go back running to them because it didn't work out how you wanted it to work. The fuck is that, bitch? I just gave you a little tidbit. Nobody told you to go mold your whole life around a tidbit. Are you okay? So I don't give advice, but I will leave you with a note. Because I don't have much to talk about. I honestly wanted to come pod because I missed y'all. I've been busy. New office.

SPEAKER_01 18:05

And I'm at the stage of being a new adult where I feel great. I am stressed about a little a little a little thing, but all things work out.

SPEAKER_00 18:26

But 33. I just came and also to put it on the books. I'm out the house. I used to be a depressed bitch. I used to be a shameful bitch, not no more. A bitch is getting dressed, going to the bar, going to the clubs, seeing the boys, okay? I am out the house. And this is not advice, but a little note to you motherfuckers out there that's in the bed missing the action. Get the fuck up. Get up. You missing drinks. You missing vibes. You missing life. I do not want life to pass me by. I don't want to be, oh, y'all. I'm on a train on my way home from work. This is gonna go right into it. You're gonna be like, you no. This is gonna go right into it. I'm on a train. Four days off of my birthday. This motherfucker is staring at this baby. Baby's on the train. I don't mind babies being on the train. They make noise, they're babies, whatever. The man next to me is on the train, staring at the baby. I'm looking at the man, like, motherfucker, why are you staring at the baby like that? So then the baby starts, you know, cooing, making that cute noise. This man looks at the parents, and the parents look at him, and he says, I'm sorry I'm looking at your child.

SPEAKER_01 20:18

I just regret not having a child after all these years. I should have settled down. And this guy looked like I want to say 55.

SPEAKER_00 20:43

No motherfucking regrets, bitch. I don't ever want to be 55 years old and look at something and say, I wish I should have did it. Bitch, I'm doing it. And I don't advise. Put it in your notes. That you get the fuck up. So you don't have any reg. I don't want any regrets. None. 55 looking at something and regretting that I wish I did. Bitch, I'm living. Get your asses up. The time is now. The world is crazy. See what the fuck you gotta see. Bitch, you get a passport. My shit came in, and I am popping pussy all over this motherfucking country, bitch. However the world ends.

SPEAKER_01 21:45

It's time.

SPEAKER_00 21:48

Buy that house, get that car, call that motherfucker. Don't go crazy. I don't want to see nobody on the top. Of the Empire State Building. Wow. Liz. The motherfucking time is now. Please send me your dirty confessions.

SPEAKER_01 22:15

You bitches have been slipping. I got nothing in my mail but spam.

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So please send your dirty confessions to L-O-V-E-7-S-H-A-Q at A-O-L.com. And that is all I have for today. This is a quick episode. I am off today going to relax, relate, release. Cause a bitch is 33. I'm sorry. I'm a I'm a I'm partying all month, y'all. I'm outside. Cinco de Mayo. I slept.

SPEAKER_01 23:07

Sorry.

SPEAKER_00 23:12

I wanted to be outside with tequila. I got a couple poppies that know me. I got a couple poppies that just mean want some puts. Either way, that's neither here nor there. I slept. Sleep is the boring. Go to fuck the bed, bitch. I love y'all. Please follow me on TikTok at na.anonymous.com, New Adults Anonymous, where every adult can share their story. Email me your dirty confessions at L O V seven S H A Q at AOL.com. Have a good week. I'll see you next week because the mic should be here. Love y'all.